Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
The Haunted Armchair
The Exorcist comes to evict the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe from an armchair.
Mission done.
He suddenly finds out that spirit has haunted the chest now because it's also made by Flamant.
Flamant Furniture. Sometimes we put too much soul in it.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
The Top 11 Most Ridiculous Advertising Job Titles
This is a repost from the The Top 11, The Chicago Agency Plan B's Blog.
11: Interactive Evangelist: Despite what you may think, this isn’t the word of God you’re preaching.
10: Social Media Ninja: If we can see you, you must be a pretty terrible ninja.
9: Innovator-at-Large: Overcompensating for something, buddy?
8: Chief Creative Insurgent: Marketing ain’t the armed forces, chief.
7: Brand Champion: You know you have to win something to call yourself a “champion,” right?
6: Chief Blogging Officer: Odd, since you probably report to a “Junior Copywriter.”
5: Global Chief Growth Officer: A long-winded title and a six-figure paycheck does not an actual job make.
4: Brand Strategy Guru: We can picture you now – sitting in a lotus position and doling out insights that barely make sense.
3: Director of Emerging Media: Why not “Media Midwife?”
2: Web Alchemist: No matter how hard you try, pixels and HTML aren’t going to turn into gold.
1: Digital Marketing Genie: So if your clients rub your lamp, a marketing campaign will come out? Sounds kind of dirty.
11: Interactive Evangelist: Despite what you may think, this isn’t the word of God you’re preaching.
10: Social Media Ninja: If we can see you, you must be a pretty terrible ninja.
9: Innovator-at-Large: Overcompensating for something, buddy?
8: Chief Creative Insurgent: Marketing ain’t the armed forces, chief.
7: Brand Champion: You know you have to win something to call yourself a “champion,” right?
6: Chief Blogging Officer: Odd, since you probably report to a “Junior Copywriter.”
5: Global Chief Growth Officer: A long-winded title and a six-figure paycheck does not an actual job make.
4: Brand Strategy Guru: We can picture you now – sitting in a lotus position and doling out insights that barely make sense.
3: Director of Emerging Media: Why not “Media Midwife?”
2: Web Alchemist: No matter how hard you try, pixels and HTML aren’t going to turn into gold.
1: Digital Marketing Genie: So if your clients rub your lamp, a marketing campaign will come out? Sounds kind of dirty.
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